The rumors of my demise are greatly exaggerated!
My mom is a crappy blogger!
She has gotten so lazy and so busy she just never does it.
I chewed her out last night … how can my adoring fans keep tabs on me if she doesn't blog??
How am I to communicate with the DTOW(Dogs Taking Over the World ) if she isn't blogging??
How am I to communicate the next move to my underlings??
Well, I have solved this problem .. she is now under my control … I have hympnotized the Momma
( an that crazy Black & White)
Ah what peace .... have her keeping the light bulbs nicely aligned.. I got so tired of her and Grandpa rewiring the basement I had to do something
Grandpa likes me now he says I'm Okay . Really I have just decided its not worth havin Mom PO'd at me so I gave up the war.
Oops .. My hold is starting to break … I will write more when I shore up my mind control on the Mom!
The Unwilling Beauty Queen